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Joke of the Day

"#Confession: Sometimes I start random lines in a public setting just to see how many people I can get to stand behind me."

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is staggering."

"My eyes are fine but I still failed my eye exams... I guess I shouldn't have copied off the asian guy."

"Bought a new boomerang today Having trouble throwing my old one away"

"Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic."

"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"

"Damn girl, are you bubble wrap? Because you're fun to run over with my bike"

"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."

"I felt like making some penis jokes today. Only problem is that they were too *hard* to make."