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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Trump and Hillary? She can't make America great again."
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"I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy."
"Me: this is shit, I'm changing the channel Wife: leave the baby monitor alone"
"Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market? He was caught taking a leek."
"A good joke is like a kid with cancer They never get old."
"I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage."
"What do I do after I die? Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)"
"I gave my cat a bath the other day... he liked it, but the fur stuck to my tongue."
"""Daddy, are vampires real?"" ""No, sweetie. Go back to bed."" *waits until daughter is asleep* *grabs red Sharpie* *draws 2 dots on her neck*"
"Why is imgur down? It was over *cat*pacity."