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Joke of the Day

"I invested some money with a Nigerian Prince... he turned out to be a very successful tribute act!"

"The suspect was found dead with his genitals inside a jar of peanut butter... Dare I say he was... Fucking nuts."

"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."

"Coworkers: Zack, you should come to a hookah bar with us! Me: Why? Who's celebrating their 12th birthday?"

"What do girls and parking spaces have in common? All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled"

"why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle"

"What will Putin have for thanksgiving dinner? Turkey"

"Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven? Peter. He can deny Jesus three times."

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun he says ""Which one of you bastards fucked my wife?"" and a small voice from the back of the room says ""You haven't got enough bullets"""

"Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time."