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Joke of the Day
"Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone"
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"Some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill."
"Today a girl stopped me on the sidewalk and says, ""On a scale of 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am?"" ""I'd say you're about the average but I don't want to make this a mean joke."""
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she didn't see that well."
"What do you call the prince of england's donger? The buckingham phallus."
"What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica? Pyrex of the Caribbean"
"I was watching a movie with my son the other day. He got scared and asked me, ""Daddy, is that woman really gonna die?"" I said, ""Judging by the size of that horse's cock, yes."""
"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"
"The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus"
"IMAGINE the trash talk that goes on between Oxford & Cambridge ""I say. I heard your mum once went to Wolverhampton"" ""You take that BACK SIR"""