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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two women standing side by side? Four abreast!"
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"Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts."
"What did the prarie dog coach say to his team? Just gopher it."
"The upstairs neighbors were making a lot of noise one night and my wife says she's going to go get the broom. To which I reply ""Are you going to fly up there and complain?"""
"What's the hardest part about eating a Vegetable? putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"What kind of coffee does an executioner drink? Decap"
"My parenting book would be just a series of ""Shhh"" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions."
"Some of you might get this. Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar.... .... And doesn't."
"I thought i saw an ocean filled with orange soda It turns out it was just a Fanta-sea"
"Me: *singing ""Don't stop believing""* Joe: What are you doing? Me: Practicing for Journey duty J: You mean Jury duty? M: No, it says...shit"