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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two women standing side by side? Four abreast!"
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"Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: ""Water and fishes found on Moon."" BBC reports: ""Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."""
"Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive."
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"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."
"2 Muffins are sitting in the oven... Muffin 1: ""it's really hot in here"" Muffin 2: ""holy shit! A talking Muffin!"""
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