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Joke of the Day
"Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive."
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"I'm suffering from a more rare kind of stomach ache. It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before."
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go a day without robin."
"Why did the bird go to the theater? She wanted to wait in the wings."
"What do you call a fat person with hemophilia? Diableedes"
"Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it"
"What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common? Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both."
"How can you tell if a person's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."
"You're an asshole Superman."