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Joke of the Day

"Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: ""Water and fishes found on Moon."" BBC reports: ""Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."""

"My boss accused me of not forwarding an email her way. I resent that."

"My SO thinks this is a very funny joke... is it? Q: Where do ballerinas go to get their torrents? A: The Pirouette Bay"

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but i've been tripping all day!"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms."

"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you fuckin racist"

"I licked 8 lollipops and sealed them in ziplocs during my stomach flu if anyone needs to lose 5lbs by the weekend."

"Grilled cheeses are the sweatpants of sandwiches."

"Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"One out of five dentists has the courage to speak their own mind"