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Joke of the Day

"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."

"Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."

"since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person. better than you all together!"

"I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!"

"How do you know your sister is having her period? (Sick danish humor) NSFW When your fathers dick taste like blood."

"I like my men how I like my coffee. Sweet."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything"

"Computers are like women At first you cherish them with all your love. Then, as time goes on you become more careless. Until one day you realize... *You have a virus*"

"What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!"

"What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!"