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Joke of the Day
"What did they call Ebola before the Internet? Bola"
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"So a priest and a kid walk into the forest The kid says to the priest, ""wow, im pretty scared."" the priest says, ""your scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""
"What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file."
"What do Australians call the state in which Sydney is located? (nsfw) New South Fucking Wales"
"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pump kin."
"Don't smoke kids... Because smoking kids is illegal."
"What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet? [removed]"
"Pennies from heaven would actually be quite devastating."
"People that are into beastieality. Are fucking animals."
"Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?. Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac."