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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people have big nostrils? Because air is free"

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"What do pirates do on Saturdays? They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales."
"Crabs are amazing collectivistic creatures; they only use pubic transportation."
"what's the difference between an elephant and a sicilian grandmother? the black dress"
"I was in bed with my two girlfriends this morning.. How do you start a rave in Africa? Pencil. Am i doing this right? ( sorry for bad English I'm from Wales)"
"Just for fun they should have the next Olympics in Ireland so they can call it the O'lympics."
"""For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.."" - Newton's Law ""Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad."" - Cole's Law"
"What do you call a fat person with hemophilia? Diableedes"
"Having sex on when your so is on her period isn't funny. You guys are just bloody dickheads."
"What is the difference between homeless and vodka? Vodka does not freeze"