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Joke of the Day

"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."

"I dont think anyone flushed the toilet because i dont need to hear all of your shit"

"The Cosby Show Comeback The 80's TV series ""The Cosby Show"" is being reprised with Bill Cosby characters name being slightly altered from ""Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable"" to ""Dr. Creep-Dick Fucktable."

"Bruce Springsteen isn't very good at math I don't think anyone's heard him count past the number 4 in years."

"You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!"

"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever."""

"African American Letters. They are all blackmail."

"What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off."

"I'm going to run a marathon next year. It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable."

"Don't care what your religious or political beliefs are, if you're male or female, young or old. I will tackle you hard for that last donut."