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Joke of the Day

"Be to, or be not to, the question, that is. - Yoda does Hamlet"

"Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."

"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the nearest Shell Station!"

"Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku? It's called a pseudo-coup."

"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"

"My doctor just told me I'm suffering from paranoia. Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking."

"What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!"

"Why did the chicken dance with a fig? It couldn't get a date."

"Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere."

"After I dislodged my head from the drywall, I had 2 thoughts: 1) Wow, this new Metallica song is really good and 2) I may need new drywall"