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Joke of the Day

"I thought of a great name for an abortion clinic... How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?"

"I used to be addicted to soap But I'm clean now"

"I can't RSVP until I know the wifi situation at your event."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? You think it'd be R, but his true love is the C."

"Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."

"Girls get so turned on when you take charge. Grab her hair and tell her she needs a shampoo with no harsh sulfates and a new lip stain."

"The Love for music! If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre."

"What is the longest word? Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's"

"What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese"

"For Christmas this year, I decided to go all out and ask Santa for something black and shiny and will go 0 to 300 in 2 seconds. I got a scale."