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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"
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"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."
"Keen silence from a dinner guest as she looks across the living room and realizes I made her bridesmaid dress into a dog bed."
"Me:Come in. It's not like I'm a serial killer. Him:*laughs nervously* Me: *laughing* u have to murder more than 2 ppl for it to be serial"
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