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Joke of the Day
"Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!"
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"I just hope this Justin Bieber thing doesn't make all yellow Lamborghini owners look bad."
"""Give it to me! Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella."
"When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?"
"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."
"How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before"
"I have to take a Viagra when I take an Ambien. It keeps me from rolling off the bed."
"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"
"If sex is a pain in the ass ... Then you're doing it wrong."
"What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs? thepiratebay"