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Joke of the Day
"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."
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"Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? The epileptic corn-husker shucks between fits."
"Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades."
"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"
"I guess it's not socially acceptable to put my hand in the shape of a gun into my mouth in the middle of a conversation."
"Mommy I got an A ""Mommy! Mommy! I got an A"" says Tommy to his mommy ""So what? You still have cancer!"" says mommy"
"Cop: What happened? Me: A Smart Car hit one of those little Fiats. Cop: Can you describe the accident. Me: Adorable?"
"What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod."
"What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole"
"Finally an international statesman supports Prism ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea."