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Joke of the Day
"When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?"
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"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."
"Why is 17 called the ""mother-in-law"" in black jack? Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant."
"Cop: Know why I stopped you? The dead guy in my trunk? Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?"
"If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?"
"Did you hear about the white supremacists chemist with a lisp? He was so radium carbon iodine thorium he joined the potassium potassium potassium."
"How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***"
"Today there was a band-aid on my plate, a bat flew in the house, & a bee stung me. Today was brought to me by the letter B."
"Dating is like vitamins If you don't go outside much you won't get the D."
"My husband and I are trying to set up a new password for our computer. My husband puts, ""Mypenis,"" and I fall on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, ""Error. Not long enough."""