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Joke of the Day

"Socialist jokes aren't funny.... Unless everybody gets them."

"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."

"Did you hear about the new WinZip movie? They had too many cast members causing extra acting issues."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired? He became an ex-terminator!"

"How does every racist joke start? With looking over your shoulder."

"An Eskimo is holidaying in New Zealand.. His car breaks down. A Kiwi stops to help, opens the bonnet, and says ""Bro, you've blown a seal"" To which the Eskimo responds ""so what mate, you fuck sheep!"""

"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball ? She gagged."

"What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer? Someone with no sense of tumor."

"How many shares of Facebook stock do I have to buy to disable my mom's ""Like"" button?"

"What did the baby computer call his dad? Data!"