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Joke of the Day

"Socialist jokes aren't funny.... Unless everybody gets them."

"Slept with my internet date... Got a virus"

"Your honeymoon can't be going that great if you're incessantly instagramming photos of it?"

"Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo."

"I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings. You could say I have a complex complex complex."

"Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen? He got a hole in one."

"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"

"I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex He's a small arms dealer"

"What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator."

"If I died and went directly to hell it would take me a month to realize I wasn't at work."