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Joke of the Day
"I just hope this Justin Bieber thing doesn't make all yellow Lamborghini owners look bad."
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"What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm? biting an apple and finding half a worm"
"Everybody just wants to get off... ....This elevator because that guy stinks"
"Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge."
"What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons? Jose and Hose B"
"When I'm pushing the twins in the pram and someone asks me if they're mine I say 'no, they're for my collection' and run as fast as I can"
"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? Bird flu you get tweetment, swine flu you get oinkment."
"Knock Knock. Christmas. Who's there? Oops, looks like Christmas came early this year."
"I bought a friend of mine an elephant for his room He said thanks. I said don't mention it."
"On Halloween, how do skeletons call their friends? With their iBone."