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Joke of the Day
"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"
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"You know what's really great about being a narcissist? Me."
"Why would it be bad to be a black Jew? .....you would have stand in the back of the furnace! (Just jokes guys no hate here )"
"When I pay for my groceries and the cashier hands me the receipt I like to smile and say ""this will all be poop soon""."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."
"Just been watching the women's Olympic beach volleyball and there has already been a wrist injury..... But I should be OK by Monday."
"Why did the feminist get fired from Panera? Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich."
"What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software? Getting McCafe on McAfee"
"What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella? Wet. Source: me, now."
"We get it, Charmin. Bears love to shit."