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Joke of the Day

"Beauty is in the Eye Of The Tiger."

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you."

"I Opened A Shelter Called ""Tempura House"" It's for lightly battered women."

"If they make a new Contra game with the original one as a minigame inside it... Will it be a contraception?"

"Joe: If you love it so much why don't you marry it? Jim: Hmm [Two weeks later] Jim: Meet my new wife! *holds up Joe's wife's potato salad*"

"Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ? ... because *six seven ate*"

"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."

"Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet."

"How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. """