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Joke of the Day

"If they make a new Contra game with the original one as a minigame inside it... Will it be a contraception?"

"I bumped into Brad Pitt the other day They say you shouldn't meet your heroes, but I think Brad handled it really well."

"Save the cheerleader, save Reddit. "

"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."

"Ever wonder why you always get a boner when you look in the mirror? That's because your dick thinks you're a cunt too!"

"Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood"

"Ladies: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...oh sorry thats wine...wine does that."

"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him, ""Let my people go."""

"Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard drinks were on the house."

"What is the difference between Napoleon and his son? One is a Bonaparte from the other."