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Joke of the Day
"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."
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"My wife accused me of being immature... ...so I told her to get out of my fort."
"A sad time in a dad's life is when your son finally dunks on you so you have to cut his hamstring while he sleeps so he can't do it again"
"What do you call it... when an old man cums all over you? Viagra Falls My wife just made up this joke and wondered if she actually made it up or if she is just not remembering where she heard it."
"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight"
"Okay mum...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook."
"I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career."
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