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Joke of the Day
"*smacks you with my coloring book* Wow. These coloring books really do work to relieve stress."
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"One tub of crisco. One body pillow. One box of condoms. One cashier. One wink. One awkward moment."
"No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears."
"Someone just suggested that I use Mapquest. I suggested that he use a rotary phone."
"""This isn't my first rodeo"" -Guy at his second rodeo"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"
"How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens."
"The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well."
"What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!"