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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well."

"What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Your spine Edit: Thanks guys, made it to the front page. Was my first joke and ~~penis~~ spine joke on Reddit."

"I'm a optimist ...at least I think so"

"Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense.."

"What has two legs and red all over? Half a puppy... I'm sorry"

"Joke from Glasgow What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!"

"Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA! [this user has been jailed]"

"How do you get over trophobia? Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight"

"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."

"Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now I'm SUPER focused on my depression."