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Joke of the Day

"How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens."

"Just one look at any Smurf's balls and you can tell he's horny as hell."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit?"

"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"

"Did you hear about the hooker that went to the bank for a loan? She just needed something to get her by until she could get back on her back"

"What's the name of a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"The problem about movies with potential They always fall the hardest"

"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"

"I stepped on an ant hill today and realized I had probably killed a lot of innocent ants. I also killed all the ant rapists so, I'm a hero."

"I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree."