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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? A cannibull"
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"What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one? A pedo-file."
"Where's the middle of nowhere? It's three letters in. ""H""."
"Why do men die before their wives? - They want to."
"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs? Boom-shackle-lacquer!"
"Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave."
"Don't believe people who say they are constipated. They're full of shit."
"""To hell with it, thats good enough."" - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever."
"What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common? Using imperial units."