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Joke of the Day

"How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need light bulbs, the burning crosses provide enough illumination."

"COP: There's been a murder BATMAN: I won't rest until I avenge them C: It's outside of Gotham B: Actually I have got a lot on at the moment"

"Story of my life Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."

"Knock Knock Who's there?"

"Why didn't Edward get on the plane? Cause it was snowed-in."

"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding"

"""I have an unsolicited opinion on that!"" --Every douche blanket on Twitter."

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"

"* Pogoing Outside Your Window ~ Are... You... Sure... You... Don't... Want.... A... Second... Date?"

"Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins"