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Joke of the Day

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"

"Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.*"

"Po.st Blog JOBS"

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear? It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"today, I told a girl in my class she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised"

"Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always ""no MSG"" me back"

"Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol"

"Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce Willis blows up): ""lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."""

"Need the most offensive team name possible for beer Olympics team. I believe in you Internet"

"Let me tell you know what I know about dawrves... very little"