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Joke of the Day
"Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins"
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"Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists."
"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"
"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"
"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant"
"""Keep bullying the gay kids!"" -Nerds"
"When a women says ""What?"" its not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change your answer"
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their..."
"I went into a cafe and said, "" A crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."""
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says ""Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..."" the Scottish farmer says ""Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"""