98670
Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dog drink? Just throw it in the blender."
Next Joke
"The jerk store called. *removes hat* I'm afraid there's been an accident."
"What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head? Getting sleighed."
"What do you call a missing psychic midget? A small medium at large."
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."
"I didn't like my beard at first.. Then it started to grow on me"
"""I got you, babe."" - kidnappers"
"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it."
"A guy on the bus asked me if I had any Sodium Hypobromite... I said NaBrO."