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"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it."
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"BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says ""he's not coming back"""
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"Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes? Because they do well with Ripostes."
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"I hosted a debate between ""Safe Space"" advocates and critics The safe space advocates didn't show up and called for my resignation."
"How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends"