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Joke of the Day
"A guy on the bus asked me if I had any Sodium Hypobromite... I said NaBrO."
Next Joke
"We All KEA! My first day on the job at an IKEA store, I was told by my boss that employees needed to go to the meeting room before every shift. I asked why. He said, ""Assembly required."""
"I was never good at French in school. Just remembering how to say ""bread"" is le pain."
"The only double penetrating I'll ever do is eating the double stuff Oreo I just dropped into my coffee."
"Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets? To run their hands through their hair"
"dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them ""queues"""
"What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee? spontaneously"
"[Scooby & the gang catch a regular guy] ""Let's see who this ghost really is!"" No! Wait, I'm not- [rip off face] *gasps* ""OLD MAN SKELETON?"""
"*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell"
"How are blind kids punished by their parents? The parents move the furniture."