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Joke of the Day
"I didn't like my beard at first.. Then it started to grow on me"
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"
"What are my views on lesbian relationships ? I view it in HD."
"There's a C cup, a T cup, and a P cup The C cup is for drinking coffee The T cup is for drinking tea And the P cup is used to get a Mexican to work"
"Home is anyplace where you don't have to wear pants."
"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""
"I like to move it move it You like to move it it"
"Meeting with a social media consultant about how to better leverage my twitter stream for optimum engagement. Kidding. Banging your mom."
"Why does it smell so bad in Russia? Everybody loves Putin!"
"Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard"