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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a missing psychic midget? A small medium at large."
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"should probably not think about sad things at work i mean who wants to buy a dildo from someone who was clearly just crying in the shoe room"
"Do transformers buy car or life insurance?"
"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."
"Why don't big trains have little trains? They pull out on time."
"Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian."
"What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel."
"I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing."
"My terrible dinosaur joke... Two dinosaurs are walking across a deserted valley, when one says to the other, ""Do you think we're alone out here? I Spinosaurus."""
"How do you know when a woman is pregnant? She switches from Ragu to Prego."