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Joke of the Day

"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I hadn't masturbated for a month. Seriously, when I ejaculated it was six feet. Which was unusual, as usually it's cum. Strange day."

"""Two's company, three's a crowd"" - people who've never seen a crowd"

"Why do cowboys have foreskin? So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth"

"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""

"Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a moth ball."

"I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today. I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind."

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"People on Facebook Nowadays: *Clicks pic while sipping coffee* *Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am* WTF?"

"A man using the new Apple maps walks into a bar... ... or maybe a hotel. or possibly a church."