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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baby Matt Damon? A new-Bourne"
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"Knock knock. Who's there? Irish Jew, Amalie. Amalie who? Irish Jew Amalie-Christmas "
"Did Delilah ever tell that guy what New York City is like"
"How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb? All of them."
"Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!"
"Whats the worst part about having a lesbian for a roommate? They eat all the tuna!!!"
"My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment."
"It would be endearing to call Elon Musk... Musk Dear"
"What's a hippies favorite animal? An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K."
"What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope"