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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I get a ""Final Notice"" letter from a bill collector, I assume this concludes our business transaction."

"What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl? The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D"

"Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive."

"I remember my first internet boyfriend. I was 13, he was 55. <3"

"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"

"I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales... if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)"

"I left work yesterday at 4:59 instead of 5:00 I was technically leaving early, but the difference was minute."

"Its so cold in Minnesota right now. The democrats have their hands in their own pockets."

"A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""

"What animal is two animals at the same time? The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait."