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Joke of the Day

"Difference between rain in India and USA is that in USA the water disappears in 5 minutes. In India the road disappears in 5 minutes"

"My baby cousin is completely spoiled... ten minutes is way too long to microwave a baby."

"So, how do you make your truck look like Lance Armstrong? hang one tennis ball from the tailgate!!"

"Me: Did you play video games all day? 9: No Me: What else did you do? 9: I ate lunch"

"Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live? Manhatin'"

"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!"

"Processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can This is now a spam post."

"I was feeling under the weather... so i got on a plane."

"Why did team USA get a silver in Men's Diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."