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Joke of the Day
"I got food poisoning... Not sure when I'm a gonna use it."
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"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."
"My great great grandfather died in a Nazi death camp. He fell off of a guard tower."
"What do you call the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man"
"A three-legged dog hobbles into an old western saloon He limps up to the bartender. ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"Of my four girlfriends, I'm totally the orange Pacman ghost of the group"
"How do dogs enjoy sex? They like it ruff."
"What do you call a cow masturbating in an open field? Beef-Stroke-Anoff"
"*runs my fingers thru your hair* *tightens grip* *pulls your head back* *looks you in the eye* Me: WTF do you mean you ate the last donut?"
"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"