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Joke of the Day
"I'm teaching my 2 year old about currency so I can figure out what coin she just swallowed."
Next Joke
"This is bullshit. I surrender my keys after 8 tequila shots and this cop is all, ""Ma'am, you can't walk down Main Street in your underwear."""
"Unemployed teachers ..... Have no class"
"As a married man, how excited I was that I almost has a successful Steak & BJ day... The steak was delicious, but I didn't get two of my ribs removed in time."
"What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver? An Uber mensche."
"Ok redditors i need your best volleyball or nazi puns!"
"Masturbation is great. - I know that from first hand experience."
"I don't know what I drank last night, but the vacuum is stuck on top of the house."
"Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community? Too Mennonite."
"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"