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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off"

"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."

"Just when I thought we'd avoided all controversial topics at Thanksgiving dinner my niece said Aristocats was better than The Lion King"

"I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!"

"Why did they skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"

"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"

"too poor for whole foods too ugly for walmart"

"First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No it's imagination."

"The perennially hyped name ""Super Moon"" insults the legacy of Superman, Super Volcanoes, Supernovae, and even Super Mario."

"What does a gay crow say? COCK COCK COCK COCk"