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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The reception was great!"
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"I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar. Now the ladies call me a pickup artist."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye But I had to break it off because she was seeing someone on the side."
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor"
"A study showed that more women have vibrators than husbands. Just to play it safe, I'm teaching my penis to vibrate."
"1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2...!!"
"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas!"
"Started with the tips of my fingers.. We got more into it, my fingers got deeper. She says ""babe take off your ring its hurting me"", I respond ""you mean my watch?"""
"I'm really good at acting like I'm sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it."