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Joke of the Day

"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."

"So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/"

"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"

"What does a sperm whale say after getting a massage? (NSFW) You're whale-cum!"

"Two people sitting in a park. They see 2 women, kissing, and whatsoever. Guy 1: I really like that, should we go up to them? Guy 2: Uh, lets be honest..."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints."

"Where do you go to get fresh complaints? The whinery."

"They say that 15% of males don't get enough fibre in their diet... ...I guess it's tough shit for them!"

"I got fired from my job because I smile too much! I said, ""If I can't smile while I work then get yourself another funeral director!"""

"Why do ninjas make bad porn stars? Because nobody can see them coming."