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Joke of the Day
"I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar. Now the ladies call me a pickup artist."
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"To teach my kids about the election I let them vote for dinner. They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway."
"Which state is actually a tiny soft drink? mini-soda."
"why do dolphin jokes always make you laugh? that's the porpoise. (came up with this at work...i love a good pun)"
"My wife asked me to get the house ready as her friend is sleeping here tonight so as an optimist our bed now has 3 pillows."
"Me: damn, doc I'm losing my hair. What can you give me to keep it in? Dr.: a plastic bag"
"League of Legend Spell Why do Summoners spell still exist if Summoners what delete in Lol ?"
"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."
"""Vintage designer purses are not a retirement plan,"" says my accountant while rubbing his temples."
"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."