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Joke of the Day
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas!"
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"An anteater walks into a bar... ""First the horse, now this asshole"" remarked the bartender. Credit: u/reduxde"
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"Knock knock! Who's there Jehovah Witnesses Jehovah Wit... *covers their mouth* SSSHHHhhh There right outside"
"When you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, it means you've been using Apple Maps."
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"Try The New McDonaldsTM Double Bacon Something Whatever I Don't Know Anymore But You're Gonna Eat It Anyways You Fat Piece Of Shit"