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Joke of the Day
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas!"
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"What do you call a guy with diarrhea who just had his father committed to the insane asylum? A crap happy chappy with a slap happy pappy."
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"A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, ""Do you have any colored printers?"" To which the clerk responds, ""It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."""
"Gets pulled over: "" it's because I can't see isn't it?!"""
"CNN reporting that CNN will be reporting something on CNN. Tune in to CNN for all of the up-to-the-minute stuff CNN is reporting."
"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball."
"Have you heard of the new constipation movie? it hasn't come out yet."
"Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food"