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Joke of the Day
"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"
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"My morning commute was hectic today. I tripped over a dog toy and almost spilled my coffee. I made it to the couch safely though."
"/r/Jokes just surpassed /r/AskReddit in users! I lie..."
"What do you call a stoner dinosaur? A Smokealottapottapus."
"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."
"I hope you're using all the time you save by saying ""totes"" instead of a ""totally"" to learn a trade."
"Yay! The healthcare reform bill passed! Waitress, a round of celebratory abortions for all my friends!"
"I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to ""let's practice your fingering technique"""
"My Ex girlfriend works in a pharmacy, so whenever I want to spoil her mood I'll just go there to buy condom for no reason. Sometimes I'll go 3 times a day..."