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Joke of the Day

"My Ex girlfriend works in a pharmacy, so whenever I want to spoil her mood I'll just go there to buy condom for no reason. Sometimes I'll go 3 times a day..."

"Why was the road in so much pain? Because it has a carpool tunnel."

"Today, at the train station, my mood ring was stolen... but I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"Feel sorry for Julio Cesar tonight. Last time I saw a Brazilian facing this many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at Stockwell."

"What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? Reptile - disfunction"

"What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties."

"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"

"What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island? A *free-for-all-you-can-eat.*"

"Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers."

"Mom, Dad, I'm a gatherer. -Caveman coming out to his parents."