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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."

"Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah ""Loofifer."""

"4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason."

"I found a lamp in a back alley When I rubbed it the genie said 'You may have a long memory, or a long penis' I forget my response"

"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."

"not doing the peanut butter and the penis trick with the dog anymore. My son caught me and wants to know why my face is in the dog's crotch"

"Anyone who doesn't request unlimited salad and breadsticks as their last meal is an idiot"

"Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright."

"[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F. Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. ""We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard."" JFK - 1961."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other cannibal and says ""hey, does this taste funny?"""