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Joke of the Day
"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."
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"Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we're camping. With an angry bear close by."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile"""
"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."
"I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time."
"What do you call a constipated optimist? A half ass full kind-a guy!"
"i hate to get political on here but like honestly smokin weed is frickin sweet as hell ha ha"
"What do acids hate Lyes"
"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"
"My girlfriend wrote 'Will you marry me?' on a piece of paper and hid it in my sandwich. Unfortunately I didn't see it and ate the lot. Not to worry though, I pooped the question this morning."